Birth watch: still waiting
field notebook · cincinnati · october 2026

a very tall
baby is coming.

Tessa the giraffe is expecting her fifth calf — any day now.

This is a fan-made notebook for everyone watching the livestream at 3 AM, refreshing for hooves. The real show is on the zoo's official cameras.

Cartoon giraffe calf illustration
any day now…
field notes

What we know

Mom

Tessa

A 20-year-old Masai giraffe. This is her fifth calf — and the zoo expects it to be her last.

Dad

Zeke

Matched with Tessa through the giraffe Species Survival Plan for healthy genetics. Big brother: Fennessy.

Waiting time

13–15 mo

That's how long a giraffe pregnancy lasts. The pregnancy was announced in March 2026.

Size at birth

~6 ft

Giraffe calves are born about six feet tall and usually stand up within an hour.

Arrival

hooves first

Giraffes give birth standing up, so the calf's first move in life is a short drop. Totally normal.

The name

TBD

The zoo will pick a name through its giraffe adoption program after the birth.

the watch log

Timeline

sticker page

Doodles while we wait

Calf doodle, waiting
is it time yet?
Calf doodle, leaning
refreshing the cam
Calf doodle, tilted
hello, tall world

Original cartoon illustration, made with AI assistance. Not a photo of the real calf.

No token yet

There is no Tessa's Baby token right now. If one launches, the address will be posted here first. Anything you see before that is not this project.
contract address
Not published

Our promise: nothing launches unless the zoo confirms a healthy birth. If anything goes wrong for Tessa or the calf, there will be no token. Ever.

Memecoins are extremely risky and can go to zero within minutes. Nothing here is financial advice.

questions

FAQ

Is this the Cincinnati Zoo?

No. This is an independent fan page. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by or connected to the Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Garden. For official news, follow the zoo's own channels.

Is the giraffe drawing real?

No. It's an original cartoon made with AI assistance. For the real Tessa and calf, watch the zoo's official livestream.

How can I actually help giraffes?

Support the zoo directly — for example through its official giraffe adoption program, which is also how the calf gets its name. Nothing on this page collects money for the zoo.

Is there a token?

Not yet. If one launches after a confirmed healthy birth, the address goes here and on our official accounts first.

Can I lose money?

Yes. Meme tokens can drop to zero very fast. Only use money you can afford to lose completely.

Is this financial advice?

No. It's a notebook about a baby giraffe.